December 2010
35 posts
fuck off
I DO NOT give a flying FUCK if you are in the army and you are leaving to go abroad and you have the coupon I gave you for January 15th!!!!! You can’t fucking use it…Its for January 15th DUMB FUCK!
Don’t guilt me with your army talk. I remember you every fucking time you come in…and you use the coupon..so go back to your tree and STFU.
Have fun in Afghanistan!
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textsfromlastnight:
(614): It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
2 feet of snow in NY
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textsfromlastnight:
(250): And we should impose a ‘friends don’t let friends order 25 shots at last call’ rule.
textsfromlastnight:
(415): I thought you’d have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How’d you get my number?
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a cute guy trys to talk to you and he’s all like
then you’re like
you both exchange numbers and he calls you’re like
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malty:
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
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HAAAAAAAAA……I hate cats
